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Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter 

Impossible to do

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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, expert says 

No crap, really?

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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 

Now that’s taking things a bit far! 

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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over   

What a guy!   

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Miners Refuse to Work after Death

No-good-for-nothing, lazy so-and-so’s! 

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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

See if that works any better than a fair trial! 

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War Dims Hope for Peace 

I can see where it might have that effect! 

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If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Ya think?! 

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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures  

Who would have thought!?

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Enfield (London) Couple Slain;  Police Suspect Homicide  

They may be on to something! 

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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

You mean there’s something stronger than duct tape?  

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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces  Battery Charge

He probably IS the battery charge! 

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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Do they taste like chicken?

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Local  High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Chainsaw Massacre all over again! 

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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Boy, are they tall! 

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Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Did I read that right? 

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I picked up this collection of headlines and comments somewhere. What can I say? Proofreading is important!